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Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Cardinals officials believe Adam Wainwright will likely need Tommy John surgery.
0 comments Posted by news at 9:27 AM
AHHHHHHHHHH HAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA
Go Cubs Go,
Go Cubs Go,
Hey Chicago what you say,
The Cubs are gonna win today
Why do I feel like drinking right now?
(Name of show 'Hillbilly Hand Fishing... I can't make this up)
Animal planet is joining history and discovery channels among others who have jumped on reality shows based on white trash people doing something or other.
Now I personally have not gotten with gold rush, or pawn stars but they seem to be popular. And I have long liked documentaries about hillbillies, so i have seen "Okie Noodling", which is a pretty comical documentary about hicks fishing for catfish with their hands.
I assume it was the inspiration for this new show, so I'll probably give this show a chance. Something that was interesting from 'Okie Noodling', these geniuses sometimes drown because they get their hands stuck in rocks while under water. Also they often get in fights arguing over the finer points of the purest way to catch a catfish with your hand as bait.
So basically if rednecks are drowning and fighting count me in. Some call me a tv elitist, but if the shoe fits.
-Les Anderson
Another fight at a bowling alley in a bad neighborhood.Oh? this is at a college? How about that
0 comments Posted by news at 8:37 AM
Dont know much about history....
Dont know much biology...
Classic
Now what could have been said to start such a riot?
"Tupac was just a studio gangster"
"Im telling you, Danillo Galinari will be the best player in this trade"
"dat the last drumstick... yup last one"
Everyone is reporting this as a done deal. Well I guess Ill believe it when I see pics of Deron banging Prokhorov's hot ass girlfriend. Until then, I just have to assume this is another Soviet trick. Fucking Russian's, they have the world's best vodka and the world's loosest women.
Jesus Spurrier. Now in all fairness the guy is 65 years old. Hell, I've got man tits and a gut and Spurrier's got 40 years on me. Let's be honest here though, outside of the pasty skin, the sweaty flab of a side boob, and the fact his belly button is frowning something awful, all and all I'd say the guy looks pretty good.
The real question is who are these chodes with him. Either shit or get off the pot fellas. Take a cue from the old ball coach. Untuck your damn shirt and take your polo off. This is fucking Daytona not church.
-Merkin
